Mistress of Mayhem

Oh hai! The name is Jen. 23 years young. I like: lolcats, caffeine, comedies, drinking, sarcasm, Chuck Palahniuk, cheese 'n crackers, Barney Stinson, World of Warcraft, girls, late nights, epic fails, and reading.

Write to me: missmayhem06@gmail.com
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Top 99 things you should have already seen on teh interwebz!



July 17, 2009, 4:22pm

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“Side boob is the poor man’s porn.”

— dunnosource



July 17, 2009, 2:43pm

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Orly!?

Orly!?



July 17, 2009, 2:01pm

Going out!

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I miss the good ole days where I would frequent the bar/club scene.  …and by good ole days, I mean about 2 months ago.  Getting into a relationship has put my partying ways in the backseat.  Looking forward to going out to one of my favorite clubs tonight, though.  :)



July 16, 2009, 7:11pm

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LOLOL

LOLOL



July 16, 2009, 4:26pm

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We all have our awkward days... Something to laugh at :)



July 16, 2009, 2:36pm

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This made me LOL and then choke.

This made me LOL and then choke.



July 16, 2009, 2:09pm

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Currently reading The 48 Laws of Power

Currently reading The 48 Laws of Power



July 15, 2009, 8:35pm

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(via fuckyeahlgbt)

lol excellent episode of Jake and Amir.



Reblogged from F*ck Yeah LGBT.

July 15, 2009, 6:39pm

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The Zen of Drinking Alone

zoee:

This article makes me feel better about myself.

“Drinking alone, on the other hand, is a much more pure and forthright form of imbibing, and I say that because it focuses entirely on the simple act of putting alcohol into your bloodstream. It tosses aside all the half-hearted pretensions about merely using alcohol as a social tool. It gets down to what drinking is all about: getting loaded, and by doing that, getting down to the inner you. The inner joy, the inner madness, the subconscious you, the real you.

When you are drinking with the bottle, however, you are rewarded with a vast, gently rolling plain of comfortable silence. The bottle never gossips or tries to interest you in stereo speakers it is planning on buying, it merely sits there in pristine silence, filling your glass instead of your ear.”

I hear ya.



Reblogged from True Believer.

July 15, 2009, 6:02pm